Thoughts this week:

1) Digital money is a funny thing. My work doesn't actually pay me - they don't put money in my hand, they put numbers in a bank account for me. Then when I want to pay my bills I just give some of my numbers to somebody else. 

2) Somehow pinching your finger is one of the most painful things that can happen to you. I don't understand. Surely evolution should have eliminated some of those nerve bundles by now. Or maybe I should stop shutting my hand in things...

3) It's impossible to hold your tongue still. Look in the mirror for a long time with your mouth open and try to hold your tongue perfectly still. You don't control it. It controls you.