Thoughts lately...

1) It would be much easier to train my dog not to run through the flower beds if I could throw lightning bolts with my brain.

2) When I talk to other people's animals I tend to just lie down on the floor with them while introducing myself. I fear this will become a habit that crosses over to other species.

3) The thing I don't like about my ZTR mower is that I can't really daydream quite as much while using it. Random spastic movements to accompany the dialogue I'm composing in my head translates into hitting things that are stationary... oops.