Thoughts lately...

1) Why did we domesticate cats and not squirrels? Squirrels would bring us nuts.

2) We always talk about tech becoming self-aware, but I think it would be way worse if Scotch tape became self-aware.

3) I've reached the age where you're not supposed to laugh when other people fall down. I'm not sure when that transition happens, but I guess I passed that and no one told me.