Mindy McGinnis

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Thursday Thoughts

1) Why are fly poops so geometrically perfect? Do they have tiny round anuses?

2) Why do we mow our yards? Who decided this was a good idea? You know someone was the first person to do it, and then his neighbor had to keep up appearances and now we're all screwed.

3) I've started saying "vagina to the wall" instead of "balls to the wall." It gets reactions.