Thoughts lately...

1) When I meet someone named Underhill I assume it's a false name.

2) Whenever I use a can of Barbasol I think maybe fetal dinosaurs are in there, and being near water may activate them like those foam capsules I had when I was a kid.

3) The amount of emails I respond to with a simple "boom" is kind of alarming, but also a very concise rendition of my feelings on the matter in question.