I'm a mammal, and I respond to rewards.  My treadmill stands in front of a bookshelf for a reason; I think of it like the rabbit at the greyhound track.  While I ran on the treadmill this evening (or rather, walked briskly), I was looking at the Joyce Carol Oates shelf and a few of the titles made their own sentence.

DO WITH ME WHAT YOU WILL, BLACK WATER ZOMBIE BEASTS!!