Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts Lately:

1) What's the deal with tampons? What sick person came up with this? A pad... ok that makes some kind of sense. But who was the first person to say, "Hey! I know!"

2) I feel very sorry for the woman who provides the instructor's voice on the Wii Fit. If I ever ran into her in public I would probably punch her in the throat on general principal.

3) I had a theory in college that if someone is eating easily dispensable food (like M&M's) and you walked up to them looking pathetic with your mouth hanging open, they would feed you. It actually works most of the time. However - it does NOT work with someone else's mobile hotspot.

Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately…

1) If the powers that be want us to exit the building in a calm and orderly fashion during an emergency, why are fire alarms designed to induce panic?

2) Self-editing is kind of like flossing. You've got some extra stuff in there. You put it there, and it's your job to get it out. It's rotting the good stuff all around it.

3) I have the sudden urge to have a character named Madame Tunguska. I've got no plot line or anything.

Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately…

1) I can crack my back by flexing my thighs. I've discovered this about myself, and it's one of those ridiculous personal quirks that I'm oddly proud of.

2) Nathan Fillion has a READ poster. It's already been bought and hung up in my library. I can now say I put mounting tabs on Nathan Fillion.

3) I kind of have a READ poster addiction. I've got a few on my wish list. I'd love to see Edward Norton reading FIGHT CLUB or Norman Reedus with THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE.

It's kind of a librarian thing.