Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately...

1) Shouldn't the magazine National Geographic technically be called International Geographic?

2) I'm thrilled that The Walking Dead references pop up everywhere in our culture now, from action heroes to tricked-out cross bows. But when will the fashion hit? I want rumpled, exhausted and kind-of-dirty to be in. It would save so much time.

3) Oh, high school body. How I maligned and scorned you then. I had no idea. I want you back so I can admire you. The same is not true of the high school boyfriend.

Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately…

1) Common sense is not aptly named.

2) There needs to be some kind of study done with electric shock to create aversion to calories.

3) Someone needs to create a pill that makes cat poop smell good. That would be so incredible. The house starts to smell a little stuffy and you're thinking, "Man, I wish the cat would take a crap already."

Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately…

1) People are always saying that they're "trying to lose weight." But it's really hard, believe me I know. I think that's because it's the only thing we actually try to lose. No one ever says they wish they could shed ten more sets of car keys. Maybe we if we condition our brains that losing is a positive thing, it would be easier to skim the fat off.

2) Regardless of where you live, people use the phrase "out of town" to ask if you're not going to be home for a period of time. But I live in the country. So when people ask me if I'm going to be "out of town," I always say, "Yes." I am in a perpetual state of being out of town.

3) The phrase, "I could care less," actually indicates that you do care a little bit. Technically, if you really, really don't give a crap you "couldn't care less."