Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately...

1) I was thinking the other day how insanely jealous I am of the people at the Louvre whose job it is to sit in a building surrounded by amazing art and answer questions from confused people occasionally. Then I realized that's exactly my own job description.

2) The early reviews for NOT A DROP TO DRINK are coming in, and quite a few of them have compared it to The Walking Dead, without zombies. I'm totally flattered, of course, but this also led me to think - wouldn't The Walking Dead without the zombies become simply... The?

3) I want a real house made out of Lego's. How much better would this be? No more kicking the shampoo and conditioner into the bathtub. No more knocking over flowerpots with my elbow. No more wondering where something went. It's right where I left it - because it's stuck there.

Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately...

1) I was a Tomb Raider freak back in the day and there are still some survival instincts ingrained in me. There's a door down the hall from my office that makes the "Tomb Raider Door Opening Noise" and whenever that happens, my thumbs tense up.

2) Does anyone actually use the little square pocket behind the circular pocket on your jeans?

3) I want to start a new line of candles that are entirely scented by common allergens. I'm thinking Dander will lead the lineup....

Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately...

1) Played the game of LIFE with the extended family this week. Rules state that the winner at the end of the game is the one that has the most money. Great life lesson, Milton-Bradley. That's awesome.

2) I get hurt doing very random things. Yesterday I hit my tooth on my car door while getting into it. Just the one tooth. Not my lip. Direct tooth hit. Right on the door. Who does this?

3) I had to amp the workout routine up a bit because it was no longer winding me. So the treadmill has been kicked up a notch and now I'm in pain. I don't understand why my reward is a punishment. My reward should be Cadbury Eggs.