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Thoughts lately...
1) The people at Jonestown actually drank Flav-R-Aid not Kool-Aid. While that might seem like a minor distinction to some, I bet the Kool-Aid people would appreciate it if more people knew this.
2) Given the vast preference of purple kid's vitamins over any other flavor (I dug out the last one for the nephew this weekend) why not sell bottles of just the purple ones?
3) What does a brain fart smell like?
Thoughts lately...
1) It would be much easier to train my dog not to run through the flower beds if I could throw lightning bolts with my brain.
2) When I talk to other people's animals I tend to just lie down on the floor with them while introducing myself. I fear this will become a habit that crosses over to other species.
3) The thing I don't like about my ZTR mower is that I can't really daydream quite as much while using it. Random spastic movements to accompany the dialogue I'm composing in my head translates into hitting things that are stationary... oops.
Thoughts lately...
1) If termites pooped wood glue they'd be a lot less ferocious.
2) For some reason making your boobs talk (a la Jim Carrey) when they're being addressed as opposed to your face is not socially acceptable. Oops.
3) Have we found a new way to make paper yet? Doesn't that seem like something people somewhere should be working on?
