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Thoughts lately...
1) In nature the male of the species is the one trying to make himself physically attractive to the females. Why did we get this backwards, for the most part?
2) Someone needs to make lipstick that tastes absolutely awful so that I stop licking it off.
3) I could really use some aversion therapy. I need to hire someone to deliver electric shocks while I eat chocolate.
Thoughts lately...
1) You can walk up to a girl and say, "Hey girlfriend," but if you walk up to a boy and say, "Hey boyfriend," it kind of freaks him out.
2) I have reached the age where other women who don't know me but need to say something to me get my attention say, dear or ma'am. No more chica or sweetie for me.
3) I've also reached the age where apparently you're not supposed to laugh when other people fall down. I'm not sure when that transition happens, but I guess I passed that and no one told me.
Thoughts lately...
1) Why did we domesticate cats and not squirrels? Squirrels would bring us nuts.
2) We always talk about tech becoming self-aware, but I think it would be way worse if Scotch tape became self-aware.
3) I've become slightly obsessed with the idea that if FROZEN were called SHITSTORM and was actually about a girl who goes ape and throws poo at people when emotional, it could totally work.
Arendell's in deep, deep, deep, deep... shit.
The smell never bothered her anyway.
Can't hold it back anymore.
