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Thoughts lately...
1) Chewbecca carries a crossbow, but we never see him use it.
2) We know what an aftertaste is. An afterburn on the eyes would be an aftersee. An echo would be an afterhear. So what is an afterfeel?
3) My b/f gives me a hard time about how deeply and how long I can sleep. He won't think it's so funny when we all have to go into stasis.
Thoughts lately...
1) When I meet someone named Underhill I assume it's a false name.
2) Whenever I use a can of Barbasol I think maybe fetal dinosaurs are in there, and being near water may activate them like those foam capsules I had when I was a kid.
3) The amount of emails I respond to with a simple "boom" is kind of alarming, but also a very concise rendition of my feelings on the matter in question.
Thoughts lately -
1) If copper is so expensive now, why are pennies still only worth one cent?
2) What did medieval people think of static electricity?
3) There aren't many gender neutral insults, yet instead of being irritated by this I have found humor in it. For example, calling someone a douchebag is like saying, "You are a really useful hygienic tool." Calling someone a dickhead is like saying, "I don't need you. People have been cutting those off for centuries."
