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Thoughts lately...
1) We always use football fields as size references. But if you tell me something's as big as Tunguska I'd be like OH MAN HOLY SHIT.
2) When I have a sore throat and people hoarse-talk back at me, I want to punch then in the trachea so that they don't have to fake it.
3) My nephew refers to Star Wars: A New Hope as the fourth movie and reads the CS Lewis books in chronological order. Our inner geeks are in constant conflict.
Thoughts lately...
1) I will never see my own skeleton, and probably couldn't pick it out of a lineup.
2) We celebrate our birthdays even though we don't really deserve any of the credit. Presents should go to mom.
3) I'm probably taller than Jesus. Actually you probably are too.
1) Why are fly poops so geometrically perfect? Do they have tiny round anuses?
2) Why do we mow our yards? Who decided this was a good idea? You know someone was the first person to do it, and then his neighbor had to keep up appearances and now we're all screwed.
3) I've started saying "vagina to the wall" instead of "balls to the wall." It gets reactions.
