Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately come to your from a bout with insomnia...

1) When I can't sleep I have the double-edged guilt of looking at the clock and thinking, "I'm not going to get up at a decent hour at this point" to thinking, "I might as well get up now because it's practically morning and then I'm an early riser."

2) If I fall asleep with my ear bent over even for a few minutes, the agony will last forever.

3) When I do mange to grab a few minutes sleep on these nights, I usually get extremely odd visuals. Last time it was a human-sized Furrby who was a much-in-demand court recorder because he could multitask and do one machine with each foot.

Thursday Thoughts

This weeks thoughts brought to you by my personal grooming regime -

1) If you pee in the warm shower it smells like popcorn. I do not understand.

2) I probably overwax my eyebrows, but I lived through the 80s and I don't want to go back to that place.

3) Flossing makes me feel super clean. I wonder where else it can be applied.

Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately...

1) When my dog is upstairs and looks out the window he clearly recognizes his yard. But does he process the fact that he is "up" and wonder how it happened?

2) Watched Westworld. One question: whose job is it clean and sanitize all the prostibots at the end of the business day?

3) Observation: there are no donkeys in Donkey Kong.