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Thoughts lately are of a medical bent...
1) Medical professionals always tell you what your blood pressure is after they take it, but I have no idea what those numbers mean or how I'm supposed to react.
2) I wish they'd tell me my blood type. I don't know it and that's probably important info.
3) If you empty a colostomy bag on the side of the road can you be fined for public urination?
Thoughts lately are animal-centric...
1) "Get lost" is probably the worst possible insult to a dog.
2) Bats menstruate. Seriously.
3) I have a mouse somewhere in my house but I can't find an upside down U anywhere in the baseboards so I don't know here he lives.
Thoughts this week:
1) Librarians are severely misunderstood creatures. If one more person asks me if I'm going to "shush" them, I may just do that. Permanently. I want to state that I have yet to witness a "shushing" librarian. We're a lot cooler than you think. Proof? Check out this Peep Show put together by librarians.
2) I'm still volunteering at the library occasionally and sometimes we do an Inside-Out day at work. I thought about looping sausage links around my body and saying they were intestines, but then I decided I didn't want to have to explain myself all day long.
3) I wonder if I give my cat too much credit. I think he likes me. He chooses to sleep with me, greets me every morning, is ecstatic when I feed him, and always seems happy when I come home. But my ex-husband had all the same characteristics and that didn't end well.
