Why A Fresh Query Is Like A Boob Job

Unfortunately, I think we've all been there. Your query has been flying to agent inboxes for months, maybe years, with nothing but form rejections coming back. The occasional partial or full request might get your heart pumping, but a few weeks later you get that email that says, "Nice try, SUCKA!!!"

And you know what? You knew that was going to happen. You're at the point where even seeing an email from an agent in your inbox with the subject line RE: QUERY - MY OVERWORKED MS doesn't put butterflies in your stomach so much as bile. You know it's a rejection, you know because your request rate has dipped like that heart monitor on a zombie. There's no life in there.

So what do you do? Feel sorry for yourself for a bit, definitely. Commiserate with some crit partners, sure. Give up and die? Well... lets not do that quite yet.

Was that story the only one you have in you? If it was, then sorry, you're not a writer. Maybe you thought this was THE ONE, the story that would break down walls and land you on the cover of... something. But it's not looking good, so what else is in there? Have you been writing, or sending off emails to agents with your fingers crossed and pre-patting yourself on the back?

Hopefully you've been writing, 'cause that WIP might be your saving grace. Take it from me - my first YA ms had been on the query path for two years, and had racked up over 130 rejections. Yeah, you read that right. Reality had sidelined me from writing anything new for awhile, so I was going the "crossed fingers" route. Not particularly helpful, or productive.

I was also feeling sorry for myself, which is about as productive as planting seeds and watering them with Roundup.

So I wrote a new story, scripted a fresh query and got request rates that had my head spinning.  I had an agent within a month.

Jogging out the old ms with a tired query is like squeezing yourself into last year's jeans and hitting the town looking for that special-someone. You've got some muffin-top going on, your lipstick is feathering cause it expired six months ago, and your roots are showing cause you can't be bothered to buy a new bottle of hair dye.

A fresh query makes you feel like you just went to the salon, had your teeth whitened, and got a boob job all in the same day. You feel like people are looking.

And that feels good.

A Flash From My Past!

My 8th grade English teacher is retiring, and she passed along a little bit of writing that won me a national award of some sort back in those days.  Initially I cringed at the thought of reading my musings from the pre-teen years, but it's not all that bad.  Having the self-editing skills that I do now, there are certainly some changes in order.  But - I shall present it to you in its lovely awkwardness.  And by the way, it was written from a prompt.  I'm not a vegetable type girl.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A CARROT

Wow!  I'm telling you I've had quite a day.  This morning I was lying happily in the grocery store.  Now, here I am in a refrigerator. My brother was pulled out of our bag a half hour ago.  I think the skinner got him.  I'd never believed in the skinner until now.  We used to tell horror stories about it in the garden.  It was fun and games then, but its deadly serious.

Let me clear this up for you, my name is Carl Carrot, and I'm in trouble.

The skinner is some kind of tool that the humans use to torture us.  It scrapes our outer skin off so that we taste better when we are eaten.

Oh no!  The door of the fridge is opening, cracks of light are slipping out, and a hand is slipping in. The hand has taken me outside the refrigerator. I am warmer, but I see the skinner lying on the countertop.

I'm being carried over to the waste can.  OH NO!  I see my brother's skin in there!

The other hand holding the skinner is coming closer... closer... the skinner is touching me!  A bolt of pain and fire runs through my body and I pass out.

WHOA!  I was out for a long time.  Oh my body... the pain... my whole body is burning and my top layer of skin is gone. I'm sitting in a crystal tray with someone named Cecil Celery.  Cecil says we'll get out soon.  I think Cecil is wrong. The table is covered with all kinds of food!  Everything I've ever heard of and more!  We are all surrounded by people, however, and we are waiting to be consumed.

I have heard rumors of a revolt.  I don't think it will happen.  The biggest food here, Teresa Turkey, is undoubtedly dead.

I watch my friends die, and there is nothing I can do.

Cecil has been taken.  I will miss the celery.  It was a good friend.

Most of the food is gone now and my burning pain has subsided.

The humans are leaving, except for three women.  They are staying to clean up.

My dish has been taken and put back in the refrigerator.

I have lost everything - my outer skin, my brother, Cecil, yet I will live to fight another day.

PS - I am considering suicide.  I may drown myself in the mayonnaise.

A Blog Topped with Tiptoe Kisses!

I’ve ran across a lot of really awesome people, and culled an enormous amount of information from blogs. As I raided my brain – yes, I picture myself on the prow of a Viking ship, approaching my own gray matter – for more people I’d like to interview, it repeatedly offered up names of bloggers. And so, my readers, I give you the third series; Bloggers of Awesome. Yeah, it’s the BOA.

Todays guest is Lindsay Currie, who lives in Chicago with her husband and three beautiful children.  With a love of language and a passion for great fiction, making the decision to write seriously was a simple one.  Vivid memories of the teenage years - both beautiful and haunting - fuel her desire to write for young adults.  The raw emotions and dizzying first romances of the teenage years are still huddled up in the corners of her mind, just waiting to be poured out into the next manuscript. Lindsay works with her co-author, Trisha Leaver, whose own blog can be found here.

So you run an excellent blog over at Tiptoe Kisses.  What made you decide to take the approach you do on your blog?

Awww, thank you!  Well, I guess that my primary goal is to be honest.  I have always felt that one of the most amazing products of blogging is the friendships you build with other writers/bloggers and that really only happens when you are willing to really put yourself out there.

My blog isn’t anything flashy, but it’s 100% me and I do my best to discuss not only positive things, but also the difficult/challenging aspects of writing.  The publishing journey isn’t easy and the more we are willing to share, the more we learn from each other.

I know a lot of aspiring writers who are intimidated by the idea of blogging. They want to, but they are worried it will cut into their (already precious) writing time.  How do you recommend one be both a successful blogger and writer?

Oh, this is really a tough question.  I feel like there’s a balance you have to strike and I honestly think it’s pretty hard.  I think the authors who manage to keep their writing and projects as the number one priority actually have the right idea. Marketing yourself is really important, yes, but not if it’s at the expense of your work.
So, blog when you can - don’t let your blog go stale.  But if you have to choose between blogging and working on a WIP. . . you know which you should choose.

When do you recommend building a platform? After an agent?  Or should you be working before?

I say before, but I’m sure that varies.  I’m no expert and in fact am quite new to Twitter (@lindsayncurrie) and other social media.  However, I see a lot of benefits and can’t imagine any reason not to jump in and start networking as soon as possible.  There are so many amazing writers out there – every connection I make could be another potential reader, reviewer or simply a life-long friend on the journey.  That’s worth a lot.

Do you think social media helps build your readership?

Absolutely.  A classic example is the Roecker sisters.  I am amazed with the platform they managed to build for THE LIAR SOCIETY release.  The “pinkifying” of hair – BRILLIANT.  I saw those pink heads all over Twitter and knew exactly what book it was for as well as what the release date was.  That’s absolutely fantastic.

You are freshly agented!  Congrats on that!  Tell us a little about who your agent is, and how you got that YES! out of her.

Oh wow, thank you!  Yes, my co-author (the brilliant, patient and amazing Trisha Leaver) and I recently signed with Ginger Clark of Curtis Brown LTD.  Our novel is a YA speculative fiction and Ginger happened to be one of the agents holding our query (she hadn’t even gotten to us in her massive queue) when we received our first offer.  When we notified her, she was so amazingly nice and professional – promising to let us know her thoughts by our deadline.  When she requested a phone call, I was afraid I might faint.  In reality, she had so many good things to say about SILO (originally titled both ATLAS-F and FATUM) that I was put at ease almost immediately.  In short, it was one of those stories I dreamed would happen to me someday, but never really expected it to.

Let's talk about your writing for a little bit.  What's your genre, and what led you to it?

Cool question.  I originally attempted my hand at picture books.  I really felt that this was my niche and wrote a book called “Jalepenos Please” several years ago.  I loved that book and threw myself into the querying world. . . only to face a ton of rejections.  It was incredibly painful to hear from multiple agents that they loved the concept, but that my voice simply didn’t lend itself to young readers.

From there, I attempted YA and realized that although it may have been a heartbreaking way to discover myself. . .they were right.  I didn’t belong in picture books, I belonged writing for teens.  Although that journey broke my heart a few times, I wouldn’t change it for anything.  It made me the writer I am today and without having that hands-on experience, SILO wouldn’t exist.

Do you use beta readers, and if so, where do you find them?

Ah, yes.  I think beta testers are absolutely invaluable.  The testers that my co-author and I use for our joint writing are a blend of my contacts and hers. People that we know, trust and whose opinions we respect.  These people are hard to come by and I can’t stress enough how important I think it is for you to have a circle of writers who function as a critique group.  Brutally honest but supportive... a combination that’s worth its weight in gold.

What other websites / resources can you recommend for writers?

You know, Publishers Marketplace is really valuable.  Read what’s selling – no matter what you hear the trends are, what is selling is more accurate.  It also gives you a good indication of what different agents are prone to like and where their interests lie.  Also, in terms of resources, SCBWI is probably one of the biggest for me.  Local events are a great way to network and conferences are a fantastic resource for authors – both those who are published and those who are on their way.  I’ve not been to a conference yet but 2011 is the year for me.  I’m looking for a good one to attend and can’t wait!

Any words of inspiration for aspiring writers that aren't clichéd?

Wow, I’ll try!  I would have to say that in order to find your place, sometimes you have to travel some seriously bumpy roads.  I faced (and I know BBC is no stranger to this) some painful rejections and some very dark days on my path towards finding an agent.  There were times when I wasn’t sure if the sacrifice and the pain of the “no” was worth the possibility of hearing a yes, but I assure you that it is. It’s like I tell my three kids: do your best and you can’t ever feel disappointed in yourself.  That applies to writing as well.