Thoughts lately...
1) You know how sometimes when you toss your laundry in the dryer there will be a sock that gets the corner pinched in the door after you shut it, so it just spins in intense heat with its toe stuck? If that sock were a human being, that would really suck.
2) Re-watched The Ring recently. Had to think it would suck to be the poor bastard stuck with that VHS tape and doesn't know anybody else who still had a VCR.
3) Someone needs to make a body spray that smells like a new book.