Thoughts lately...
1) One of my kittens has two opposable thumbs. Another kitten only has an opposable them on one paw. I hope for her sake it's her dominant paw.
2) Sometimes my upper lip is warmer than my bottom lip. This is probably not normal.
3) I had a friend once who ate just pumpkin b/c it was the only thing that settled her stomach. Her skin started to turn orange (no shit) because of it. It is conceivable that if you followed this rigorously you could become the best My Little Pony cosplayer ever.