The Saturday Slash

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After ten years spent banished to Counterpane Island, Drizzle knows humans have poor judgment for three reasons:

  1. They keep calling her an ogre. Just because Drizzle is six feet tall (average height for a twelve-year old Morathian btw), has bright red skin, a crown of horns and she’s fireproof, does not make her an ogre.

  2. Humans think Counterpane, with its white sand beaches and turquoise seas, is a “vacation paradise.” Uh - no. Drizzle much prefers her home country of Morath, with its sulfurous breezes, abundant lava flows and toasty temperatures.

  3. Only humans would allow a hybrid dragon-queen to rule their island. Czarina is always getting mad and popping into dragon form. One time she leveled a whole city block because there were peas in her salad. Any species that puts up with such stupidity has a fundamental weakness.

    Interesting way to begin. It goes against the grain, but it does capture voice and setting. What I think we're missing is how humans figure into this world. Also, if she's not an ogre, what is she?

Drizzle would give anything to return home. But her mother’s failed attempt at challenging their leader the leader at home? means Drizzle was banished and bound to Czarina with a binding spell. The curse can be broken only when Drizzle successfully beats the leader’s daughter at a dance fight. The leader's daughter... not Czarina? It's getting a little confusing and you might be better off naming the leader's daugther.

Which is a problem because Drizzle doesn’t know how to dance fight. The sacred art is only taught on Morath.

ThenWhen Czarina decides Drizzle needs leadership training. She sends Drizzle she is sent to summer camp on Corpulent Island. There for the first time, Drizzle finds friends (the fact they’re not human probably helps) and tackles camp challenges like one of the gang.

Oh, and also? She encounters another Morathian, who happens to be a retired dance fighting coach. Suddenly, Drizzle’s dreams seem to be in reach...until a historic enemy of Morath slithers in to mess everything up. More detail here. What does this mean? What is the enemy and how do they mess everything up and why would they do it in the first place? A query isn't the place to tease, so make sure you're dishing out the whole plate.

Drizzle battles enemies old and new while she tries to break the curse. But the more progress she makes, the more her own assumptions - of humans, of Morathian culture, of what it means to be her - are threatened in THE MONSTER CURSE, a 62,000-word middle grade humorous fantasy. It could be described as Shrek meets The Last Dragonslayer.

The voice is here and I think the non-traditional approach is worth a try. But make sure you get your plot on the page.

3 Tips For Successful Book Marketing: Be Different. Be Memorable. Be YOU.

By Lynda Bouchard

As a literary publicist for emerging and high profile authors, I have seen a lot of changes in the publishing industry over the last 20 years, yet one thing remains constant – the author’s sheer terror at the thought of marketing their work. They’d much rather dig a ditch or do anything else!

As writers you have a special and sacred gift - the ability to create entire worlds from your thought life. It’s my mission in life to change the way you all look at marketing because I don’t want you to waste your gift.

Let’s face it, you spend precious time writing your book. You should spend no less time on the marketing of it. And it begins before you write a single word. It begins with your mind-set and with your goals. Be very clear about them because it will determine the path forward with your marketing. It’s been said: ‘Victorious warriors WIN first and THEN go into battle.’ This applies to you as well. Having a plan and a winning mind-set will set you up for success.

 So, I’m going to share my top 3 memorable ways to set your next book up for success and have crazy fun doing it.

1. Think of Marketing as part of the creative process, not separate from it. It can be the most creative part because it is simply a continuation of the story telling. Now it becomes the story of you. The WHY of you comes to the fore. It’s what your audience wants to know about the most. Keep this in mind when you consider your marketing and publicity angles. When you look at your marketing through the prism of story it becomes infinitely more meaningful.  It’s fun when you think about this early  and as you write your book.  It will  make all the difference for you and your readers. Create memorable moments. There is always something unique in a writer’s life that lends to the marketing.

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Here’s an example: My children’s Halloween book, The Witches Three Count on Me! has witches that fly around on broomsticks. I leveraged my former career as a flight attendant to get interviews on aviation podcasts. I brought the book in through the ‘back door.’ It got in front of an entirely new audience! Crew members are parents who have kids, after all.

2. You need both great writing and great marketing to be  successful.  Before you start writing. STOP. Ask yourself 2 important questions. Am I willing to roll up my sleeves and do the hard work necessary to promote this book and am I ready to do what it takes to make my writing memorable?

A book is a very unique product. You have a tangible object with intangible ideas inside. Your goal is to capture your readers’ attention BEFORE they buy it and bring those intangible ideas alive in the marketing. 

Here’s the reality: Great marketing can’t save a poorly written book, but it will help it fail faster! And there are wonderfully written books that have gone nowhere because of zero marketing effort. Want to get noticed? Write a great book. Be memorable in your marketing and have some fun! 

3.  Think about the end user of your book – YOUR READERS. Before you begin writing, be clear about how your book will add value to the lives of your readers. Ask yourself, ‘What will they learn?’  ‘How will they change?’ ‘Where will you take them?’ Paint the picture.  Share your knowledge! You know your book better than anyone. Successful publicity creates conversations. When you include your reader in the marketing, a magical alchemy happens and it’s an experience they share with others. There’s no better marketing than that.

Once you get this honed you’ll relax a bit because you have a nice personal narrative to share - that runs alongside of your book.

Lynda Bouchard is a literary publicist, podcast host and author. She’s the Founder of Booking Authors Ink, a boutique marketing firm dedicated to Southern authors. Lynda created a niche for herself in the publishing world by being the first literary publicist to focus on Southern regional authors. She has been working with, traveling with, and creating ‘outside-the-book’ marketing campaigns for high profile and emerging authors for over 20 years. Discover more about Lynda and her work here: https://www.BookingAuthorsInk.com