The Saturday Slash

Don't be afraid to ask for help with the most critical first step of your writing journey - the query.

I’ve been blogging since 2011 and have critiqued over 200 queries here on the blog using my Hatchet of Death. This is how I edit myself, it is how I edit others. If you think you want to play with me and my hatchet, shoot me an email.

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I am writing to you in the hopes of receiving representation for my middle grade and older historical fantasy novel, "The Fairies in the Window." (How I learned about them/good fit/maybe some comparisons?) "Fairies in the Window," is an 80,681 word novel that tells the story of two generations of girls and women as they each confront difficult trials in their own times and discover the true strength that lies within themselves. I always say you need to open with the hook, not the statement that you are writing in the hopes of representation - they know that, it's an assumed. A title, word count, and genre / age cateogry are something that everyone has. You need to start with what only you have - the hook for your book. Also, categorizing your readership as MG and older doesn't do you any favors. You need to know whether this is MG or YA. Upper MG is also a totally fine thing to say, however your word count is high for MG, which tops out around 70k

This is my third and most personal novel to date. This isn't a hook. You need to open with a line that tells the agent something imperative and plot-centric to the story, not yourself The story is divided into two time periods. A portion of the narrative is told through the eyes of my maternal grandmother and tells her story of survival during the Holocaust as a nine-year-old girl from Romania. I weave several stories from her personal account with those of other Romanian Jews who were forced on a death march in winter to a concentration in Ukraine. The fictional element is found in the friendship my grandmother finds in a lost Fairy Queen. A friendship so strong that enables them both to survive. In the present, two young girls, fictionalized versions of my own daughters, become enthralled by their father's tales of Fairies who live behind their house's attic window. A story, unbeknownst to their father is actually true. Through a series of misadventures, the girls discover the daughter of the same Fairy Queen that had befriended my grandmother has arrived in our world on a dangerous mission of mercy. This Fairy Princess, Calla, and her four friends, need to find the token her mother had entrusted to my grandmother’s care during the Holocaust, for with that long lost token, Calla can discover the location of her lost mother. And only her mother knows the spell that rescue her people from the invading hordes of the Fomor.

This whole paragraph is from your persepctive and is focused mostly on you, and how you are personally tied to the story. Quite frankly, the agent or editor doesn't really care. They want to know the plot of the book, not how it's relevant to you, or how it's based on elements of your life and family history. That is of interest, but can be easily summarized with a single line at the bottom such as this story is deeply personal, as it utilizes elements of my grandmother's experiences..., etc Other than that, all the personal elements here, including the fact that the other protaganists are your daughters, isn't really relevant to portraying what the story is actually about. If you look at this, you don't even mention what any of the characters are named, they are simply identified by their relationship to you.

My previous two novels, one of which has been self-published on Amazon, were mythological fantasy novels geared towards a YA audience.Unless they have very fantastic sales and thousands of reviews, mentioning self-published novels won't benefit you I was motivated to write for a younger audience when I learned during the pandemic that a large number of American children had never even heard of the holocaust. As Jewish American, I felt obligated to do my part to make sure this dark period of human history is never forgotten so it can never be repeated. I had also always wanted to write my grandmother's story. She was only nine years old when she was forcibly marched through snow in Romania to a concentration camp in the Ukraine. An important story I felt compelled to write. This is definitely a stand alone story but has great potential for a series. I would love to write a trilogy of novels with each focused on addressing a social justice issue in a way that kids can fully grasp and appreciate. I believe some of the best and most enduring stories teach as much as they entertain. Again, this is a lot of information about you - what you've written in the past, what motivated you to write this, what you'd like to write in the future. A query needs to be about the story that you are querying, with (at the most) a three line bio at the bottom, which would include any references to personal ties to the story. You need to go back to the drawing board with this and rewrite a query that focuses on the plot, the characters, and the question of what is at stake in the story.

The Saturday Slash

Don't be afraid to ask for help with the most critical first step of your writing journey - the query.

I’ve been blogging since 2011 and have critiqued over 200 queries here on the blog using my Hatchet of Death. This is how I edit myself, it is how I edit others. If you think you want to play with me and my hatchet, shoot me an email.

If the Saturday Slash has been helpful to you in the past, or if you’d like for me to take a look at your query please consider making a donation, if you are able.

If you’re ready to take the next step, I also offer editing services.

My thoughts are in blue, words to delete are in red, suggested rephrasing is in orange.

As far as Seventeen-year-old Jayniss knows, she grew up in the last remaining human settlement on Earth in a pocket of wilderness that used to be urban Pennsylvania. I don't think you need to clarify that this information is as far she knows. If she's going to learn otherwise as part of the plot, I think it's adding to word count unnecessarily One hundred million years ago, an asteroid struck Earth, decimating nearly all life except an emergency bunker of US government officials and a hearty Amazon Rainforest lizard species. Afterward, while the humans attempted to reclaim Earth, the lizard which evolved into the terrosaur, a species similar to dinosaurs, though much larger, fiercer, and more intelligent. This might need some clarification - larger, fiercer, and more intelligent than ALL dinosaurs? It might be better to pick a specific type of dinosuar The terrosaurs spread throughout the Americas, greatly inhibiting humans’ growth. Jayniss’s settlement exists only because a species of incredibly tall, thick trees congests its borders, making it rare for a terrosaur to penetrate them.

But one day, Jayniss accidentally strikes and kills a baby terrosaur with her father’s pickup truck. Just a quick world building note here - gasoline loses viability eventually, so unless this bunker has it's own method of creating gasoline, or this truck is not powered by fossil fuel, this doesn't work Upon inspection, the lizard appears to have a barcode imprinted on its thigh, meaning a lifeform advanced enough to brand the lethal beasts exists somewhere out in the wild. Jayniss figures if her settlement can somehow make contact with this lifeform, it might abolish the terrosaur threat so humans can evolve again. But why would she think that this other settlement has interest in abolishing terrosaurs in the first place? The barcode indicates nothing other than the existence of an intelligent species - not their intentions.

But before she can inform the mayor about her discovery, a tribe of terrosaurs attacks the village in retaliation, forcing everyone to flee. What happened to the protective trees? Nobody can ever return either, as the terrosaurs will remember where they lived. That seems terribly plot convenient Now Jayniss must try to contact the advanced lifeform in the wild in the hopes it will help her and her settlement’s survivors restore their society and maybe even evolve again What does this mean? How have humans evolved?—before they all become terrosaur grub, or worse.

It's an interesting plot, but it feels unexplored within the query. Is contacting the other civilization really the only goal within the story? Do they make contact and find out that the other people aren't what they were hoping for? We also need to know more about Jayniss in general - what's her character like? I don't have any feel for who she is as a person. Scrappy? Scared? Willful? Quiet? I have no idea based on what's here.

The Saturday Slash

Don't be afraid to ask for help with the most critical first step of your writing journey - the query.

I’ve been blogging since 2011 and have critiqued over 200 queries here on the blog using my Hatchet of Death. This is how I edit myself, it is how I edit others. If you think you want to play with me and my hatchet, shoot me an email.

If the Saturday Slash has been helpful to you in the past, or if you’d like for me to take a look at your query please consider making a donation, if you are able.

If you’re ready to take the next step, I also offer editing services.

My thoughts are in blue, words to delete are in red, suggested rephrasing is in orange.

My name is (redacted). I am seeking representation for JUST ANOTHER CLICHED STORY, my debut romance novel. You really don't need to tell them your name, or the fact that you are seeking representation. Your name will be included in the sender section of the email, and they assume that you're emailing them seeking rep. You also don't need to mention that this is your debut. If you don't have publishing credits, it's an assumed. Start with the strongest thing you've got - your hook.

Friends with benefits is such a cliché. Jason and Christie refuse to be one. So are they already sleeping together? Or do they start the story as just friends? Christina’s big dream is to be an interior designer. When she got be careful wtih your tenses, this is past tense. Some of your tenses throughout are present, and some are past. I would keep everything in present a proposition to work as such in New York City, she didn’t hesitate and left Bulgaria. Jason is a cook at heart, but in reality he is a millionaire’s son set to inherit his father’s company. They have nothing in common, until now. If they have nothing in common, why are they friends in the first place? Christie and Jason got cheated on on awkward phrasing the same day and spent the night together.

Christie doesn’t plan to meet Meet? Like ever cross paths again, or she doesn't want this to turn into a romantic relationship? You start the query by inferring that they are friends, then claim they have nothing in common, and now seem to be saying they're never going to see each other again at all, which doesn't track if they are friends him again, but fate has other plans for her. When she shows up to meet her new client at his penthouse overlooking Central Park, she is surprised to find out that he is Jason. Although, he is a little mad at her for leaving without saying goodbye, he tries to impress her with his strongest asset – his cooking skills. It turns out that the way to Christie’s heart is paved with delicious Bulgarian dishes cooked by an incredibly sexy American He's an American, but they met in Bulgaria? Confused. chef. While they try to navigate their relationship, Christie’s ex boyfriends’ sister comes to live with her for the summer. Um... why? What could go wrong?

Coming up with stories was my favorite game when I was little. My grandmother used to type them on her old typewriter. My passion for writing took me to the University where I studied Linguistics with IT, learning the magic of translation. I have completed an internship at Future House Publishing, specializing in acquisitions. Today, I am a freelance writer, book blogger and beta reader. I have a little happy place on Instagram called the_librarians_granddaughter (fun fact: my grandfather was indeed a librarian), where I share my love for books. Unless that Instgram account has a lot of followers (20k+) I wouldn't bother mentioninig it. It's also not terribly relevant if your grandmother was a librarian, or that you were led into your love of reading by her. Don't get me wrong, it's really cool, but it doesn't have anything to do with the story that you've written, and therefore is irrelevant in the bio. Keep your bio to your publishing credentials.

There are a lot of things I'm confused about here. Are they friends first, or not? Why was he in Bulgaria in the first place? Why wouldn't she want to be in a relationship with him? Was this work before pleasure, or just, I don't want to be a cliche? It doesn't sound like anything at all is standing in the way of their relationship once they reconnect in America. The ex bf's sister coming to live with her is just weird. I need a very real, very plausible reason why that would be happening, but there also needs to be a reason why that would interfere with her current relationship.